By biker George
BIKER HITS SPARROW
A biker is riding along a country lane when a sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker can’t do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks in his rear-view mirror, he sees the sparrow lying in the road. Being the tender-hearted guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and takes it home and puts it in a cage, while it’s still in a coma. When the sparrow wakes up the following morning, he looks through the bars of the cage and says, “OH NO! I must have killed the biker!”
BIKERS & TRUCKER @ DINER
A young truck driver pulls into a diner and orders a hamburger, French fries, and coke. While sitting at the counter, a group of bikers pulled in, started acting rowdy, knocked his coke over, grabbed his burger and fries and ate them. Then they threatened to beat him up if he says anything to anyone about them. The trucker quietly gets up, pays for his meal, walks out, and drives off. One of the bikers said to the waitress: “My, that trucker wasn’t much of a man, was he?” The waitress replied back with “No, and he’s not much of a driver either, he just ran over six motorcycles!”
THE TEXAS & ISRAELI BIKER
A Texas rancher was visiting a farm in Israel. The proud Israeli showed him around and pointed out his many crops on a small piece of property. The Texan was surprised on how little the land was. “Is this all your land?” he asked with a demeaning tone. “Yes,” the Israeli said proudly. “This is all mine!” “Well, son,” said the Texan, “back home I’d get on my motorcycle before the sun come up and I’d ride and ride till the sun set, and I’d only be halfway across my land!” “Oh yes,” replied the Israeli farmer laughing at the Texan, “I used to have a motorcycle like that.”
BURLEY BIKER BRIBING A KID
A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big old burly man on a black Harley, pulls up beside him and asks, “Hey kid, want to go for a ride?” “No!” said the boy and he kept on walking. The biker pulls up to him again and says, “Hey kid, I’ll give you $10 if you hop on the back” “NO!” said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker. The big old biker pulls up to the boy again and says, “Ok kid, I’ll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride.” At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, “Look Dad, YOU bought the motorcycle, so YOU ride it!!”
